Hi There! :D

Cheese is here >:D How may I help you? :]

Slappin

  • Me: >:C stoopid stoopid stoopid
  • LOL
  • Jan: LOL
  • calm ur ass
  • xD
  • Me: MY ASS DOESNT WANNA BE CALM
  • LOL
  • Jan: LOLOL
  • den slap it
  • slap it like theres no tomarrow XD
  • Me: I rather slap u multiple times and ask u if there will be a tomorrow xD

Cally Herez~ :): Grasshopper Minding Its Own Business

callyyeung:

Me:
brb…
twinkling star is calling for me

Linda:

i wonder why.
LOL
Me:
……….
there was a freaken grasshopper in there
D:<
grandpa saved the day LOL
Linda:
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
a grasshopper
came
to say
hbd
XDDDD
IN THE BATHROOM
Me:
Wish I stay dead too. o_o

Wish I stay dead too. o_o

(Source: djslaughtertite, via hollyc13-deactivated20130424)

Interesting "Game"

  • S: Oi Linda let's play a game
  • Me: and you said you needed to study xDD
  • S: So I say a date and you say what come to mind
  • Me: k o-o
  • S: Jan 1
  • Me: new years
  • S: feb 18
  • Me: goat
  • S: o-o
  • oct 15
  • Me: Sabrina XD
  • S: WHEN'S YOUR BDAY, DAMMIT. LOL
  • Me: Oct __, you dimwit LOL
  • S: LOOL
  • GOTCHA. THANKS XD
  • Me: LOL
  • some game
  • S: LOL
  • Me: U COULD HAVE
  • JUST ASKED ME STRAIGHT FORWARD LOL
  • S: LOL BUT THIS WAS FUNNER XD
  • Me: LOL

KEWKIEEE

  • Me: I want meh KEWWKIE =3
  • Jan: WHYYY R U CAPPPSSS LOCK
  • NO
  • I ONLY HAVV POCKIEEE XD
  • Me: ...~uses ur pockie and hits u with the pockie and it breaks in half~
  • thats what u get for not having a KEWWKIE
  • xD
  • Jan: NUUU
  • -gives expired cookie-
  • u said...ANY COOKIE?
  • Me: not a cookie
  • a KEWWKIE
  • XD
  • Jan: fine
  • herez a KEWKIE
  • -gives da green rotton KEWWKIE-
  • Me: =3 SHANK YOU FOR UR GENEROUSITY =D
  • XD
  • Jan: LOLOL
  • wats w/ ur accent
  • xD
  • Later~
  • Me: ~throws my KEWWKIE at you ~ = 3=
  • Jan: LOLO
  • eww i dun want it
  • dey r hazardous xD
  • Me: now thanks to u i dont have a KEWWKIE xD
  • Jan: LOL
  • Me: =3
  • so ... u have anymore KEWKIIEES? XD
  • Jan: I have a COOKIEEEEE
  • not a KEWWKIE
  • Me: KEWWKIE > COOKIE XD
  • Jan: LOL
  • NUU
  • U ONLY WANT
  • KEWKIEEEEE
  • SO I DUN HAV ANY
  • TOO BAD SO SAD
  • Me: ~finds a KEWWKIE on the ground~ ~throws the KEWWWKIE in a wishing well~
  • =3
  • weee~
  • Jan: LOL
  • I THOUGHT U WANTED IT XD
  • Me: I DID TO MAKE A WISH XD
  • Jan: LOLOLOL
  • Me: ~someone comes out of the well~
  • Someone: Who threw a cookie in my house?!
  • Jan: LOL xDD
  • DA GRUDGE
  • XD
  • AHHHH!!!
  • Me: Me: its not a cookie ITS A KEWKIEE
  • XD
  • Jan: Grudge: kewkie? -eats it- EWW NASTY -stomps on it-
  • LOLOL XD

"Robber..."

  • I was just playing pool with Wendy then I heard noises in the storage.
  • Me: (mind) Dad is out buying dinner and mom is probably in her room.
  • ~hear the noises again~
  • D: Omg... it's a robber
  • ~looks through the glass door which shows the storage room~
  • Then I see my mom just cleaning up the storage room...
  • Me: (Mind) WTF LOLOLOLOL But she was in her room couple mins ago xD....

Playing Pool on OMGPOP

  • ~ I hit the white ball in one of the holes~
  • Jan: nice hit :3
  • Me: SHUT UP XD
  • ~jan hits the black ball~
  • Jan: Shyt xD
  • Game Over!
  • ibiteyouzx33 wins!
  • Me: WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?
  • Jan: k I'll shut up xD

Math sucks ballz ...

  • Me: Funny, how I just felt so tired of studying for math and now I feel all-happyish talking to ppl
  • Janet: Because...
  • We're awesome like that =D
  • Me: And math sucks balls >:D
  • XDD
  • Janet: Agreed
  • Hairy ones
  • xDD
  • jkjk
  • Later I told Jan about this chat...
  • Jan: NOW DATS JUST WRONG D:<
  • xD
  • Me: LOL Now you know why she is my granny XDDD
  • jkjk but she is my granny =3 XD

If…

you hate me then tell me because I don’t wanna be near ppl who hates me. 

I have done something wrong, tell me. 

Granny (not real life granny,Janet) and Meh <3 xD

  • Me: You practice for the test that's on Tuesday? ( Granny and I are in the same orchestra class)
  • Granny: WHAT?!?! ITS ON TUESDAY?! I THOUGHT IT WAS ON THURSDAY
  • Me: I'm guessing you didnt bring your instrument home... Wait, let me go on Fb and ask someone if the test is on Tuesday or Thursday just to make sure.
  • ~On Fb~
  • I just clicked on some random person chat.
  • Me: hey do we have a test on tuesday
  • or thursday
  • ~looks at the person who I'm chatting to and it says "Janet"
  • wait
  • LOL
  • wrong person
  • xdD
  • xDD
  • Janet: o-o...
  • LOLOL
  • Me: XDDDD
  • Janet: Your funneh ;D